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omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

i used to have a math teacher named Mrs. Kluck.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i had these two substitute teachers consecutively: Mr. Canon and Mrs. Gunn. neat, eh?

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

oh yeah? well i had 2 teachers named Mrs. General and Mrs. Specific! beat that!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i wasn't competing, lol. but that IS unbeatable.

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

lol actually i lied O:) don't hurt me!!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Sheol will take you now.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

you're pretty funny, pete...that was good

malibu malibuOG 2001

no lynz's story about mrs. horsey and what the boy did to her is the absolute best!!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 funny

Oh man..that IS a good story. We had this lady substitute and her name was Miss Horsey. So one time in Math class this kid just walked right up to her, like to ask to go to the bathroom, and just neighed in her face.

She later was fired as a sub because when there was a fire she went through the halls screaming "this is the real thing..get out get out!" when we weren't supposed to know that so we'd keep calm.

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