haha so i got a funny one, i'm at this diner with a couple friends and the guy sitting next to me steals my cell when i'm not looking, and puts it in his pocket... a couple minutes later, i'm like "hm.. where is my cell?" and hes all "here, gimme your number and i'll call it" haha how smooth was that one? of corse then i hear my cell ringing in his pocket and was like "uh.. ok freak... please move your seat" LOL
slickster
thats a good one! haha
yea... it was clever... of course, i totally didn't pick up when he called LOL but it was a good try
If you ever watched "The Fresh Prince", like me you've heard Will Smith say the corniest lines to women like Nia Long, Jamsmin Guy, Lark V., Tyra Banks and etc, My nominee for THE WORST is:
"Did it hurt?...(when?)... When you fell from heaven baby!"
After a surf session my friend and i were walking about town to get smoothies. Well it got too packed so i waited for her outside & was enjoying my smoothie. Anyway this guy comes running up to me and i'm just looking at him likes he's a freak and then he asks "do you hear that" annoyed i say "What??" and he said "your body's calling for me" I just gave him this blank look and walked away
HAHAHA! thats it.. i'm yoinking this line... SO using this from now on!
LOL let me know how it goes! I was seriously cracking up!
i may not be fred flinstone , but i'll make your bedrock... yes yes just put your number right here on my booty
i'm not sure if this needs moderating or not. and if i were to moderate it i don't know how i'd go about doing it...so i'll just leave it alone.
wow, that's SUCH an R. Kelly line . . .
yeah it is and it was hilarious. its all in delivery
i don't know how many people know this (i hope very few), but my official user name is a derivative of an R. Kelly lyric i turned into a pickup line a while ago . . .
this one time a girl asked if i would get her a smoothie and i said, "i'm right here"