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yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

haha so i got a funny one, i'm at this diner with a couple friends and the guy sitting next to me steals my cell when i'm not looking, and puts it in his pocket... a couple minutes later, i'm like "hm.. where is my cell?" and hes all "here, gimme your number and i'll call it" haha how smooth was that one? of corse then i hear my cell ringing in his pocket and was like "uh.. ok freak... please move your seat" LOL

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

slickster

tinser tinserOG 2002

thats a good one! haha

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

yea... it was clever... of course, i totally didn't pick up when he called LOL but it was a good try

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classic1OG 2004

If you ever watched "The Fresh Prince", like me you've heard Will Smith say the corniest lines to women like Nia Long, Jamsmin Guy, Lark V., Tyra Banks and etc, My nominee for THE WORST is:
"Did it hurt?...(when?)... When you fell from heaven baby!"

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

After a surf session my friend and i were walking about town to get smoothies. Well it got too packed so i waited for her outside & was enjoying my smoothie. Anyway this guy comes running up to me and i'm just looking at him likes he's a freak and then he asks "do you hear that" annoyed i say "What??" and he said "your body's calling for me" I just gave him this blank look and walked away

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

HAHAHA! thats it.. i'm yoinking this line... SO using this from now on!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

LOL let me know how it goes! I was seriously cracking up!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 stupid

i may not be fred flinstone , but i'll make your bedrock... yes yes just put your number right here on my booty

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toxicgirlOG 2003

i'm not sure if this needs moderating or not. and if i were to moderate it i don't know how i'd go about doing it...so i'll just leave it alone.

walkngplaygrnd walkngplaygrndOG 2003

wow, that's SUCH an R. Kelly line . . .

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

yeah it is and it was hilarious. its all in delivery

walkngplaygrnd walkngplaygrndOG 2003

i don't know how many people know this (i hope very few), but my official user name is a derivative of an R. Kelly lyric i turned into a pickup line a while ago . . .

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

this one time a girl asked if i would get her a smoothie and i said, "i'm right here"

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

haha thats classic

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

you've got to be kidding? that's hysterically cheesy

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