I find this odd, because I have never once in my life thought about what i look like eating. Haha. And I usually do get it all over my face and/or clothing, so I probably SHOULDN'T eat in front of people but... food is SO GOOD!
hahaha. i am the same way. really i just feel bad for anyone who watches me eat. not the prettiest site. and i can NEVER wear white. spills!!!
the other day at my job (a restaurant) i was clearing off this table and we're required to wear white shirts. so i have this half full glass of red wine and i was walking it back to the bar and someone slapped my butt so hard that i jerked back and spilled it ALLLLLLL over my shirt and it bled through to the other white shirt underneath it. coordination and the color white and things i don't have &can't wear.
you mentioned someone slapping your butt like it was nothing, lol
it's pretty gross but its sad that i have. restaurant people are very touchy. it's not like a friendly thing it's like who can i give the biggest bruise to? i've seen people take running starts and wind up. frightening but that's the way it is here.