i just went to lunch with 4 friends, all who are married, man im i a loser! wait no! they're losers! seriously being single rocks

dude, you should bid on this. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2980012461&category=1467

$38.99 isn't going to pay for much as far as college textbooks and expenses go. That will go towards one cheap used text.

don't worry - there's still time left. I have yet to place my bid