Yay, I'm gonna resurrect an older thread.

A woman shopping at her local supermarket selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of Romaine lettuce, a 2-lb can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a shabby drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

The drunk said, "You must be single." The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by his intuition, looked at her six items on the belt.

Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections, she
responded, "Well, as a matter of fact, you're absolutely correct, but how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly"