wow, i just saw this thread . . . i have many, most of which are stolen from an acecheech or another one of my friends:
5 cents: what you tell someone they owe you when they use a phrase they obviously got from you
hmmm . . . interesting: i use this one a lot, either when someone says or does something that makes me think or something i find completely useless
are you serious?: when someone gives me obviously wrong information that it appears they really believe
i don't think so: my extremely sarcastic way of saying "no" (accompanied by an emphatic head shake)
cock-tales: what we call our friend's silly obviously inaccurate stories
SMOKE DAT: "forget that" or "i don't think so"
WHAT are you talking about?: when someone is making no sense
now, i don't ask for much . . . : this one's from my mom. when you have a simple request but you get pushback
you're kidding, right?: when i HOPE the person is kidding, kind of like "are you serious"
that is DISGUSTING or NASTY: something is extremely good, awesome, or cool
seriously, though: when i'm trying to convince people i'm NOT joking (because i usually am)
ah, our vernacular exposed
oh yeah, and I still forgot a few:
can't have anything nice: my mom says this one a lot too, like when her stuff gets ravaged with no remorse
Yes . . . YES! (accompanied by emphatic body movement): really means "NO . . . NO!"
two of my favorite!
and I don't know HOW I forgot this one:
WHUUUUUUUUUUUUUT?! (or whaaaaaaaaaat): this one is a 5-0 special; but we've all come to adopt it as our own. when something is shocking, that's generally the first reaction
HAHA! it's gotten so long too. like 34 syllables.
Haha, I didn't know your Mom said it too. I bet I know how her stuff gets wrecked.
wait . . . there's more:
it's all good: this could really mean anything. I say it when something happened, but it doesn't really matter, but i also say it when i just give up too
it's wrong . . . it's all wrong (accompanied by emphatic hand shaking and rocking body motion): when things really aren't going my way
all or all the time: these are used for emphasis - please see above
I say It's all good allll the time. Like, with everything.
I forgot the best one:
shhhhhhhhhh . . . just relax (accompanied by soft petting or heavy petting and/or hair stroking): this is what you do when somebody's getting worked up and you just want to work them up more - the hair stroking has a story that goes with it too, but i think that's 5-0's story . . .
yea, that will get you a serious beat down if you do that to a girl that's already pissed off
jen, i would love to do the "ssshhhhh...relax" rage accelerant excersise to you. you'd go buck wild. i wouldn't be worried tho. your bark is loud, but you bite isn't vicious. deep inside, you're a lil softy.
hahahhaha i would kill to watch that
you've never seen me when someone has told me to relax when I'm mad
i think i want to box you. i don't know why i say that. but i think i would like to box you.
are you hitting on me?? Maybe you should try to keep the "macking" to the appropriate forum
this is definitely a strange one. how can something so soothing... bring out completely unrestrained rage. and i discovered it, lol! s'perfect.
and FINALLY:
picket fence: what i say i want to throw myself upon when things REALLY aren't going well
awesome! Virgin Suicides stylee.