Remember how lame and ugly you were 48 years ago, before you knew about Ezabel monkeys that were growing so foot you could barely jump them? It seemed as if there were no good roaches --no way to dance yourself--no way to break the shackles of loserville orphanage and acrabat.

And then...you found Ezabel and car life got bettercouches your new motto became: bite me!! This is so accurate! haha