Mad Libs
by Remember Mad Libs, back in elementary (or for some, high) school? Well, here is an opportunity for you to re-live those memories with your very own Mad Lib.
Mad Libs
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var speech = "Remember how lame and " + text1 + " you were " + text2 + " years ago, before you knew about Ezabel " + text3 + " that were growing so " + text4 + " you could barely " + text5 + " them? It seemed as if there were no good " + text6 + " --no way to " + text7 +
" yourself--no way to break the shackles of loserville " + text8 + " and " + text9 + ".<P>" +
"And then...you found Ezabel and " + text10 + " life got better" + text11 + " your new motto became: " + text12 + "!";
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Life Story Generator
Do you ever wish you could write a story to look back on your life, before Ezabel?
Now you too can write compelling and well-reasoned life stories with the "Dan Hill is a god" Speech Generator. Simply supply the words below and click "write speech."
adjective:
number:
plural noun:
body part:
verb:
plural noun:
verb:
abstract noun:
abstract noun:
noun:
plural noun:
phrase or motto:
AI Summary
22 Comments
ha ha...but what's an abstract noun???
it's a noun that you don't normally use...obviously.
how is that obvious???
Listen I just make the stuff I don't give explanations...you know YOU PEOPLE ARE PICKY! You want more choices of colors on Ezabel, so I give it to you. YOU ARE NOT HAPPY. I give you mad libs, you want to know what Abstract Nouns are. WELL YOU ARE ALL BIG COOKIES!
sorry, i bet u spent a whole lotta time puttin that together, just for us, and we are way too picky. Sorry. Thank You. It was very cool, and your work is appreciated.
yeah i spent like a good 7 minutes i'll never be able to get back
it didnt work so no thank you
totally sucked!
heres my Mad Lib - Remember how lame andBig you were36 years ago, before you knew about Ezabelbears that were growing so stomach you could barely Ran them? It seemed as if there were no good Spears--no way to Shot yourself--no way to break the shackles of loservillechildhood and justice.
And then...you found Ezabel and Jennifer Anniston life got bettershirts your new motto became: Give a little get a little!
maybe you should use PRESENT tense verbs. just to let you know i used RUN where you used RAN
an abstract noun is a idea or emotion. right? like a chair is a noun but an abstract noun is love or hate.
horrible. it didn't work. spacing was all wroung. the verbs didn't come out right. just wrong !
k i fixed the spacing...verbs and nouns always annoyed me, i could never figure that stuff out...
interesting..very interesting
Remember how lame and yeah you were i years ago, before you knew about Ezabel really that were growing so dont you could barely like them? It seemed as if there were no good this --no way to thing yourself--no way to break the shackles of loserville so and i .
And then...you found Ezabel and dont life got bettercare your new motto became: at all!
Guess which words are the ones i put in!
Remember how lame and hairy you were 98 years ago, before you knew about Ezabel chickens that were growing so left femur you could barely throw up them? It seemed as if there were no good shoes --no way to dance yourself--no way to break the shackles of loserville highlighter juice and butt.
And then...you found Ezabel and thigh life got bettercars your new motto became: I make you happy
dan, i entered all the right info. you stinl. you are the worst ad lib creator ever
very nice job! mine didn't really work, but it was a good idea
Remember how lame and Corney you were 25 years ago, before you knew about Ezabel workers that were growing so left nostril you could barely dance them? It seemed as if there were no good boys --no way to jump yourself--no way to break the shackles of loserville boss and designer.
And then...you found Ezabel and guy life got betterstuds your new motto became: you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you cant pick your friend's nose!
Remember how lame and Bummpy you were 20 years ago, before you knew about Ezabel Shoes that were growing so Leg you could barely taken them? It seemed as if there were no good Bobs --no way to Licked yourself--no way to break the shackles of loserville walk and swam.
And then...you found Ezabel and Blue life got betterBulbs your new motto became: What up dawg!
I only really liked the end...."WHAT UP DAWG"! haha that was kinda funny ;) thanx Danny boy!
funny, very funny
Remember how lame and ugly you were 48 years ago, before you knew about Ezabel monkeys that were growing so foot you could barely jump them? It seemed as if there were no good roaches --no way to dance yourself--no way to break the shackles of loserville orphanage and acrabat.
And then...you found Ezabel and car life got bettercouches your new motto became: bite me!! This is so accurate! haha