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ophelia Jan 22, 2004

u just tryin to butter us up so we get you nicer homewarming presants......?

toxicgirl Jan 22, 2004

how dare you suggest such a thing...so what's the color scheme of your place anyway???

forrestina Jan 23, 2004

lol do you really wanna know? guys, i wasn't trying to butter anyone up. i wrote this journal because recently my friends have extended gestures of kindness to me. i just wanted to show my app...

ophelia Jan 24, 2004

like when i paid for your implants?..you're right, that was very kind of me...in fact, u shouldn't expect any kind gestures for a while, that kinda drained my kinda gesture supply

forrestina Jan 26, 2004

the implant party was definitely the highlight of my weekend

tinser tinserOG 2002

i wasn't invited!!!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

it turned out to be boys only for some strange reason...jk didnt think you'd want to drive that long for my implant party. you can come for the next one? (that doesn't make any sense)

tinser tinserOG 2002

you're getting an upgrade?

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toxicgirlOG 2003

hahahahahaha

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

we all need a pick-me-up now and then

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

haha..PUN INTENDED

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

highly intended

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

well hey you never know when i'll be in a plane crash and need flotation devices

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

you should get the ones w/the adjustable size - so you they'll be appropriate for every occasion

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

THEY HAVE THOSE?!?!?!?!?! WOW!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

And Mike is thinking he obviously got the wrong ones!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

are those remote controlled?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yes..they even have some now where there's a computer chip and a satalite receptor implanted in them, so you can actually get a feature on your cell phone plan where you can descretely adjust them by punching whatever size you desire on your phone, and then texting it to your bosom...and nobody's the wiser

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

wait would other people have control over them as well??

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

if your cell plan had more than one line, both lines would be able to access it...and then there's always the threat of somebody hacking into the system & doing it that way..but..that's rare

tinser tinserOG 2002 ophelia

so, if we had another 10 way call...all of us could control them?

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 tinser

hahah now THAT would be crazy

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 tinser

hey hey hey what is going on here

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 forrestina

nothing Mr. B

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 yodasucka

Mr. B?...................

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ophelia

hellllooo total SBTB (Saved by the Bell) reference

yea bryan... get with it...

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