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tinser tinserOG 2002

i'm an existentialist, kiss me

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toxicgirlOG 2003

either i spend too much time on this site, or i'm just really good at this game.

BTW-does it really work as a pickup line?

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, yeah...i think everybody else should just give up, because clearly you kick booty

as for the pickup line working, i've never tried it...how about you try it and get back to us?

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toxicgirlOG 2003

i don't think brian would like it if i was testing it out

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

try it on me!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

dude she can experi...never mind. i volunteer.

tinser tinserOG 2002

you can try it on somebody who is NOT taken...have bryan make you a shirt

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

ohh...are you dropping hints, courtney

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, we're in the macking forum...this is what we do here

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 tinser

yeaaaaaah...you can call me later!!

tinser tinserOG 2002

that won't be fair....it'll work no matter what

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

thats not entirely true.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

and what do you mean by that!!??

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, uh oh....somebody's in trouble

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

nevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvermind

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