one time, i made fun of this girl for being like, 3 months younger than her brother...i was like..HAHAHA your mom didn't feel that extra kid? like, she ignored the kicking? she said "no, that's not a baby, that's just the wendy's spicy chicken sandwich i had a week ago acting up"
turns out, she was ADOPTED. man i felt horrible. (i think you guys know who i'm talking about anyway)