One Time... at band camp
by haha don't you hate it when you say "One Time..." and some one interupts your story to say "At band camp?" SO ANNOYING!
Any way.... one time....
-I was printing up a English paper... and I kept telling Word to print page 5... and it wouldn't do it! I got SO mad! I called my dad in, and I'm yelling and going on and on about how the computer is so stupid and I hate it and its broken... then my dad says "you only have 4 pages typed"....
-I was talking to a friend one morning after she slept over and she said "this morning when you woke up, you said to me..." and I said "I woke up?!"
-I was talking to some one on AIM and we were singing the words to Stan back and forth and when it comes to my turn, I type "my tears don't crawl" instead of "my teas gone cold" cuz I thought thats what it really said.
-I was in a car, talking about a party where there was a million lame people, I named some one specific and he was sitting next to me in the car... I didn't recognize him....
-I woke up at 1:11 AM and got ready for school cuz I didn't look at my clock....
-I went down a slide at the park on my rollerblades and had to get rushed to the hospital with contusions on my back...
-I posted all the stupid things I have done on eZabel! Now you do the same!
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while jahanna and i were in italy, we were on this train going from florence to venice...anyway we're putting our luggage in the luggage area, but the sliding door from car to car was there. they close in the middle. so, im waiting to put my stuff in there, while jahanna puts hers in... and the door closes so half of me is in one car, and half of me in the other...i was freaking out trying to figure how to get out and the doors opened. then they started to close again, and i got on the opposite side, so jahannas on one side, and im on the other. so we're flaling our arms about hoping to catch the sensor and the doors will open. BUT THEY WONT OPEN... along cames this guy walks past me, and presses the "open button" rolls his eyes at us and walks safely through the doors.
That is to funny.
BEST ONE YET!
-so sunday night, every one and their mother goes to Uncle Daves house to watch the superbowl. So i was gonna go and all, but i accidently feel asleep when i was getting ready. So nick called me and is like "yo where you at" and i'm like "o i'm sleeping. Lemme wake up and i'll call u in 10 minutes" So i wake up and i get dressed and i go to call Nick back. Now one thing you must know is that nick is a very joking type of guy. He always tries to trick me when I call him, or he picks up my fone and tries to trick others. Its quiet amusing. So any way, I press what i thought was Nick on my speed dial, but really, i hit the wrong number and accidently called Pizza Hut (i told you- their breadsticks RULE) So the guys picks up and says "hi this is Mark, thanks for calling Pizza Hut" so i think its nick and go "shut up" and hes like "uh... this is mark..." so i go "who? o never mind-just tell nick i'm coming to Uncle Daves now" and he goes "um.. this is really mark... you caled Pizza Hut" and i look at my fone then hung up in horror as i realized that i did indeed call Pizza Hut ... opps..
Haha, the "pizza is gross" girl has Pizza Hut on speed dial.
LOL! I knew some one would say that! thats why I made it a point to say that i hearted their breadsticks... sometimes when me and frest go tho i'll eat a peporoni personal pan thingie,,, it tastes noting like pizza haha thats why i like it
ahhh see you like chicago style pizza cus it's closer to sicilian style
Pizza Hut pan pizza is *nothing* like chicago-style pizza.
closer to it than others
Pizza hut pan pizzas are just New York style pizzas with extremely thick crusts. A Chicago style pizza is supposed to have a thin crust with, like, an inch thick layer of toppings. The closest Pizza Hut ever got to that was the Priazzo. (Anyone else remember those, or am I the only one?)
rofl, way to go there!
wow, mel you have issues.
:(
I was parked in front of my house, and went to backup not realizing that my friends new car was behind me...and hit it
YES! I knew I liked you!
<- i was driving home from wlkngplygrnd's and i was kinda zoned out, i was going to rt70 and i blow this stop sign and blast onto this major highway and i zone back in, in a hurry. i don't hit anyone and it appears i'm safe, but my instinct was to jam on the brakes, so i jam 'em and my crappy front tires explode and i'm stuck. didn't have a cell then. i flagged someone down and used their phone to call my motorclub. a very sucky evening.
-> i backed outta my driveway... and into a car...
or that time you hit that other car... oh, that was like 20 times, oh SNAP i just said your mother!
ok i only hit 1 car! hush it!
LIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!
ok i hit one car .... and a guardrail haha but thats ALL
At least you haven't hit any pedestrians...that's something you can be proud of.
amen to that!
haha o man, i WISH i would hit a pedestrian... that would be HOTT!
yea, hot and expensive!
kinda like me.. OHHH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
mike.. u have MAD problems...
yea and unlike lyndz the cheap hindu. how much were you lyndz $1.89? ;)
haha o man, i laughed SO hard at that... and those kids were staring at me like I was crazy... :(
I think it was $1.79..hahaha go into Bryan's car and check..it's still there! Yeah..I don't think that guy thought we were funny.
nah, he didn't like us... i laughed at his cash register...
haha, your memory astounds me - it IS $1.79, and yes, i've kept there as tribute to you and your inexpensive hindu ways...haha..nobody will understand this but usssss!!..so funny
We were at a friends house and she was being stupid jumping on the bed, and then decides to be even more stupid and do a seductive "pole dance" with one of the poles on the bed, and as she's swinging around the pole, its gradually getting looser. The horrified look on her face was priceless as she realized she was unscrewing it and was going to fall any second but couldn't stop herself.
hahah jen this made me laugh so much
ok, that was funny. now post something YOU did.
For some reason this popped into my head. A bunch of hoodlums were swinging aroudn this pole and it seemed like a load of fun.. so about 10 people did it.. As i patiently waited my turn. THen i charge the pole to swing around it, what i didn't account for is that fact that all 10 previous users slowly but most definately loosened the pole.. so when i grabbed to swing around it.. the pole went straight into my forehead.. a huge egg.. appeared on my head... point is.. everyone from that day on for 2 weeks got so say " you sure have egg on you face " "egg on your face huh " ... etc. etc.
this one time, i was trying to sneak outta my friends house, so his mom wouldnt see that i was there...long story... anwyays, she ended up walking outside as i was climbing outta his basement window, and i dove back into the window headfirst knocking my friend over into a table full of glasses and jars... and hurt my head, and his mom ended up seeing my feet anyways.
-i was at a diner and this guy was talking about Joe Budden and how he met him at the mall and i go "YOU MET JOE BUTTONS!?" and then they all laughed at me...
theres a brother in our hall with the last name "potter" so instead of saying "hi bro potter" i wanted to adress him by his first name which is Richard. well i said "Hi Harry" as in Harry Potter and the kids that were around were all cracking up and now call this brother, "brother harry potter"
so this one time, my friends and I were taking turns trying to run and clear their picket fence - so it was my turn, and I got a running start, and jumped, and my foot got caught on the fence, and my head went straight down into the ground. Needless to say, it hurt for a while.
And then, there was this time I was at my friend's house, and I had just gotten my license, and my dad FINALLY let me take the car (my mom's minivan) to my friend's house by myself. So I was parked out front their house, close to their picket fence (yes, the same picket fence), and there just happened to be these kids talking random smack. So I was feeling power-trippy so i jumped in the minivan started it, threw it in reverse, and pretended like I was going to back over them (just to scare them, of course). So I slammed on the accelerator (looking behind me, of course), and as I pulled away from the fence, I heard a loud sound of metal bending. I hit the brakes an turned around, and my door was bent backwards against the fender. I hadn't closed the door, and it gotten snagged on the fence and bent backwards, AND it wouldn't close. That fence was bad news . . . perhaps i should've impaled myself upon it . . .
this reminds me of the time when i was first driving and i had a honda civic, with like 6 kids in it and it was night time so it was dark, and i started to back up to pull away and for some reason even though i had all the room in the world to leave i kept backing up and smacked into a telephone poll. Man was it a loud noise, not a stinking single scrach to my car, ,but i think we all had whip lash, member thai, i think you were in the back seat.
one time i let my 15 yr old sister drive my car, 5spd, she didnt know how, over a major highway right in the middle of the day, man was that crazyness, but she made it over. and we were cracking up the whole time..
also in the honda we had this thing called hold up the roof, and we'd all stick one hand up and touch the sealing for a couple minutes, ,i duno why we did that.
I hit a trree with my jeep, man was that a crazy day leading up to that tree hitting
dag i did soe stupid stuff in my time, when i was like 16 and my sister was 14 , and our friend we would go to shopright and hide ourselves on the toilet paper shelves, and as people would go by we would smack single rolls out at them, man was that hillariuos, and sometimes we'd poor baby oil all over the floor,
oh and my sister her and her friend had a pertend flour fight with a 5LB flour bag, ripped it and flour was every where,
i got tons of storys
wow that toilet paper thign sounds fun
stef i think you just helped plan my sunday night
but with a video camera
hahaha that telephone pole was at my house at the end of my driveway!
One time at the store someone made fun of me, and as a joke i said, "Well at least Im not a midget." And I turn around and there's a midget. and a tear came from his ittle midget eye.
And what made it worse was that I rolled a lemon at him and knocked him over. I kind of feel bad about it now, but not really.
this is funny. hello. how're you?
Im great, thank you
bahahaha
come on baby, mark in funny, i dare you
2002- I forgot which pedal was which on my car and ran into a curb at approximately 2mph.
the best thing about the slide story is you said you were just standing at the top. like you had been put there and you hadn't gone to a park that you weren't allowed to go to, climbed up the slide steps with your rollerblades on, and gone down it like the daredevil you are.
hush it frestie
maybe the funniest visual i ever imagined.
not so funny when you hear your little sister is going to the hospital...
*hangs head" like tom dooly.
should i get this? cuz i don't as usual
o hush it ms. i put my hand threw 2 different windows
the first time was summers fault. the second was my fault. and the third sean was asking for it...he just wimped out and closed the window!
YOU DID IT 3 TIMES!?!?!?! YOU LOSERRRRRRRRRRR
...ill only discuss 3...
it was so funny... untill my mom came and had to call 911... she was NOT happy
-(1997?) one time i slept over my friend's house, he's like 4 years older than me. and i wanted the bottom bunk bed but he's like no you sleep up top. and i'm like well i'm not movin from this bottom bunk until you say yes. and he rolls up his sleeves and cracks his knuckles and i'm thinkin oh he's not gonna fight me. turns out, he kicked me butt. i was in a chokehold for 10 minutes. (moral of the story: always get the top bunk)
-(12/2002) one time i was around the teaneck area hangin out in the TGIF parking lot. i'm in my friend adam's car and another friend russ is outside and gets a chunk of snow and washes adam's windshield. adam says an innocent racial joke and russ walks off, but he turns around with a huuuuuge chunk of snow and we had the windows open, so i'm screaming OMG OMG! ROLL UP THE WINDOWS!!! (moral of the story: treat windshield wipers with respect)
-(3/2003) one time i was at michelle's house and she had my friend heather over too, and we were havin a normal lunch in the dining room. heather pretends to fall asleep and you know how people throw water at people who fall asleep? well, i thought my cup was empty and well... i tried that and accidentally threw soda at her lol. (moral of the story: always be aware of how much drink you have left in your cup)
haha thats great pete... i love your morals haha
lol thanks, i might have more times, i'll try and remember
I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT MOVIE..SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE TITLE OF THIS THREAD IS REFERING TO
who said it was from a movie?
if you don't have any idea... how do you know that its even from a movie-retard
wow, deja vu . . .
mel..you amaze me sometimes w/your lack of ability to pick up on JOKES, and humor related content..lol....j/k 143 best friends 4ever blah blah blah whatever whatever..& a partridge in a pair treeeee
one time...i was in paris and i got my thumb stuck in the subway door. I started screaming at the top of my lungs because it hurt like nothing i've ever felt before, and then the paramedics came and they didn't speak english. Now, whenever i get on a subway, i make fists and cross my hands into my body.
one time, i made fun of this girl for being like, 3 months younger than her brother...i was like..HAHAHA your mom didn't feel that extra kid? like, she ignored the kicking? she said "no, that's not a baby, that's just the wendy's spicy chicken sandwich i had a week ago acting up"
turns out, she was ADOPTED. man i felt horrible. (i think you guys know who i'm talking about anyway)