I'm actually used most of these, too:

"if you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you . . ."

"hey do you karate? 'Cause your body's KICKIN."

"Can I flirt with you?"

"All those curves, and me with no brakes."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"

"I've had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?"

"What would you do if I kissed you right now?"

"Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?"

"Hi! Can I buy you a car?"

"Will you marry me and have my children?"

"Inheriting 80 million bucks deosn't mean much when you have a weak heart."

"Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a manfriend, come and talk to me!"

"I'm single!"

"Yo. You'll do."

"Excuse me, I think I dropped my Congressional Medal of Honor under your chair."

"You know what they say about beauty - it protects against all evil. Well, with you, I feel really safe!"

"Excuse me, this is the non-smoking section and you happen to be on fire!"

Here's a classic: "I'm drunk."

and, my all time favorite . . .

"Bond. James Bond."