-(1997?) one time i slept over my friend's house, he's like 4 years older than me. and i wanted the bottom bunk bed but he's like no you sleep up top. and i'm like well i'm not movin from this bottom bunk until you say yes. and he rolls up his sleeves and cracks his knuckles and i'm thinkin oh he's not gonna fight me. turns out, he kicked me butt. i was in a chokehold for 10 minutes. (moral of the story: always get the top bunk)

-(12/2002) one time i was around the teaneck area hangin out in the TGIF parking lot. i'm in my friend adam's car and another friend russ is outside and gets a chunk of snow and washes adam's windshield. adam says an innocent racial joke and russ walks off, but he turns around with a huuuuuge chunk of snow and we had the windows open, so i'm screaming OMG OMG! ROLL UP THE WINDOWS!!! (moral of the story: treat windshield wipers with respect)

-(3/2003) one time i was at michelle's house and she had my friend heather over too, and we were havin a normal lunch in the dining room. heather pretends to fall asleep and you know how people throw water at people who fall asleep? well, i thought my cup was empty and well... i tried that and accidentally threw soda at her lol. (moral of the story: always be aware of how much drink you have left in your cup)