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thefunkyfresh Jan 14, 2004

Why does that elf lady have to give up her immortal life to be with Aragorn? I mean, what guy wouldn't love it if their wife never got old?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yeah....old age is gross....wasn't sickness & death enough?..why'd adam & eve have to throw flappy wrinkled flesh & dentures into the imperfection curse too...so incosiderate

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