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magnum magnumOG 2001

The reason most men arent nurses is cause we dont like to hear people whine. Good you broke your leg, set it, put it in a cast and be done with your day. But thats not how it goes, ohhhhh my leg, im a gimp ohhh ohh ohh. So thus we do not make good nurses.

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