For some reason this popped into my head. A bunch of hoodlums were swinging aroudn this pole and it seemed like a load of fun.. so about 10 people did it.. As i patiently waited my turn. THen i charge the pole to swing around it, what i didn't account for is that fact that all 10 previous users slowly but most definately loosened the pole.. so when i grabbed to swing around it.. the pole went straight into my forehead.. a huge egg.. appeared on my head... point is.. everyone from that day on for 2 weeks got so say " you sure have egg on you face " "egg on your face huh " ... etc. etc.