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skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

my friend mike from my kingdom hall ordered a nextel phone through me...except he didn't want his mom to know...so i tracked the package online (b/c it came directly from nextel) - i sent him an IM at school "dude, it's on the truck 3 days early, on its way to your house!" the kid called me up all panicked his mom was gonna flip.

he called me 3 hours later to say all was cool - he intercepted the fed ex guy by going to the bathroom during class at the exact time the fed ex guy came to his school...he was like "yo, hook a brotha up", and was instantly walking around high school with a brand new nextel i530. wow.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

very nice, bootlegger!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

pretty slick

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

excuse me daniel, are u assisting a young man to LIE to his mother!? and what happens when she finds out? dont' you think she wil eventually hear it ringing at some point! then he'll be like "it was all dan hills fault!" haha

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah i thought about that, i'm aiding and abbetting a felon...haha no i'm kidding. he has a job. he's getting his license. he can make his own decisions. heh.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

i want to know why he cant have a nextel!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

well. his mom didn't want him to have a phone b/c he's only 16.

magnum magnumOG 2001

somehow my sister has a phone and she is 14, im very lost here

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

thank goodness you live on an island, this way you can't wander too far from home and get stranded

magnum magnumOG 2001

very true, sometimes i try walking on water and then i just turn around after i get about 15 feet out there

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