u just tryin to butter us up so we get you nicer homewarming presants......?

how dare you suggest such a thing...so what's the color scheme of your place anyway???

lol do you really wanna know? guys, i wasn't trying to butter anyone up. i wrote this journal because recently my friends have extended gestures of kindness to me. i just wanted to show my app...

like when i paid for your implants?..you're right, that was very kind of me...in fact, u shouldn't expect any kind gestures for a while, that kinda drained my kinda gesture supply

the implant party was definitely the highlight of my weekend

i wasn't invited!!!

it turned out to be boys only for some strange reason...jk didnt think you'd want to drive that long for my implant party. you can come for the next one? (that doesn't make any sense)

you're getting an upgrade?

well hey you never know when i'll be in a plane crash and need flotation devices

you should get the ones w/the adjustable size - so you they'll be appropriate for every occasion

THEY HAVE THOSE?!?!?!?!?! WOW!