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ilikebirds Jan 28, 2004

i think gastric bypass is awesome for people over 350 lbs. go for it. if you can't control your urges to eat and stuff. or your metabolism is slower then a three toe'd sloth

thatdarngirl Jan 28, 2004

Those are my thoughts exactly, only more along the lines of some people really have like physical problems and need to get this done.

ilikebirds Jan 28, 2004

yea like if you can't get up out of bed? please do something. i know that the minute i get so big that i cant see johnny. i'm stapling that stomach up real fast.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yeah! Like the mom in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" where she was so large they couldn't get her out of the house so they just burned the house down or something?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

or like if you get so big that you have to wear a medium instead of a small ! man i'd staple it up like this **

reaf reafOG 2002

You wear a size small?? Really??.

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