so this guy at my work got in a car accident and messed up his back. (he's a bartender) and he asked for a massage so i told somebody else to do it and they did. then a waitress told him to take a perkaset with a beer when he went home and he said no it's okay because julia's coming home with me to massage my back while i'm in bed. the waitress laughed and walked away. he looks at me, "why is that funny?" oh no reason, considering how i'm underage and it would be illegal. so then he walks over to me and is like, "if it was legal would you go out with me?" I just told him, "Sorry that question is illegal and i can't answer it."