Skip to main content
0 online
malibu malibuOG 2001

so this guy at my work got in a car accident and messed up his back. (he's a bartender) and he asked for a massage so i told somebody else to do it and they did. then a waitress told him to take a perkaset with a beer when he went home and he said no it's okay because julia's coming home with me to massage my back while i'm in bed. the waitress laughed and walked away. he looks at me, "why is that funny?" oh no reason, considering how i'm underage and it would be illegal. so then he walks over to me and is like, "if it was legal would you go out with me?" I just told him, "Sorry that question is illegal and i can't answer it."

Welcome Back to eZabel

It's been a while. Here's what's new.

eZabel Lore

A complete history of our community — stats, Hall of Fame, legendary threads, and more.

View the Lore →

Everything Preserved

All 225,969 pieces of content from 2000–2014 are here — forums, messages, journals, photos, polls, and events.

💎

Gems

Spot something you love — a legendary comment, a classic thread, a great photo? Log in and click the diamond icon to mark it as a Gem. Add a note about why it's special. The best stuff surfaces on the Gems page.