one time a sister offered to read a scripture out in service and the man was serious when he replied, "if you read that i'll burst into flames."
hahahah, thats SOO funny... did she stick the bible in his face and watch him run away screaming, lol
no we both just looked at her dead serious and were like "are you kidding?" he had all these tatoos and piercings andlong black hair. and said, "no i'm dead serious but thanks for stopping by."
hahaha, that is the funniest thing i have ever heard, maybe you scared him away.