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beachbum Feb 2, 2004

i think i want to start wearing an eyepatch. just for fun

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i have one, but i'm not sure where it is. i wear it while i'm driving sometimes to throw people off. the best, was when i wore it on the parkway and paid a toll in the cash receipt booth. the collector kinda jumped when he looked at me, he had a smirk on his face like he wanted to crack up so bad. pretty enrtertaining.

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