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ilikebirds Feb 2, 2004

Just promise me everyone has fun at my funeral. I'm gonna put the FUN back in FUNeral. or as i like to say.. FUN-(F)ER-AL(L). Everyone should wear party hats that say my name on it. and those coo...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 stupid

everyone who attends Thai's funeral must tape up the corners of their eyes, faux chinky style. *cue footage of drunk ezabelers bumping into each other at the viewing due to self inflicted visual impairment*

we'll put his body in a large fortune cookie and bury it in vegas. *cue footage of iwz and rocksupastar lowering the large fortune cookie into a large hole in the ground, while drunk ezabelers weep bitterly. jay79, reaf and juicymango throw themselves on the fortune cookie and beg to be taken too, soon they begin to eat the fortune cookie*

tinser tinserOG 2002

i heard at ty's funeral, they are going to play "another one bites the dust"-queen

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

turning japanese, by the Vapors! eighties bliss.

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