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toxicgirlOG 2003

That is the most frustrating story I've ever read. Next time, ask to see your Doctor's credentials. What a doofus.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

hahaha, credentials. shoulda asked him if her even went to medical school and if she cares about his patients. but, uh, he might get defensive.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yeah..it was really upsetting. I actually started to cry and sing in my head "It's my birthday and I can cry if I want to" but that was just to funny to handle so I stopped.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

THAT needed to be taped and posted on ezabel. no ones ever got a cam when one is truly needed.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

poor thing! maybe a new dr is needed. my dr takes FOREVER to see her patients, but its worth it because she sits down and chats with you and you can ask her anything! I ask her so many dumb health questions, everything from monkey pox to mad cow! lol serious thats the sign of a good dr when they sit down and chat with you and make sure everything is A-ok!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yeah, I defiently need a doctor like that! We're trying to hook up with a new one. And by hook up I don't mean make out.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

did she tell you about the plaques he had on his wall?..that were written in crayon...and how he was wearing jeans and an iron maiden t-shirt?...things like these would get most people wondering about whether this is the doctor for them or not..but..they somehow slipped passed lindsay's attention

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

wait! was his name Jeff Lebowski? was he drinking a white russian?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yes!..and instead of lolipops he offers free breast implant surgery!...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

he's a generous guy. he likes to be called Dr. Dude, Dr. Duder, Dr. Dudeness or Dr. El Duderino, if you're not into the whole vrevity thing.

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