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skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 offtopic ·

i don't like how, on smallville, no one can trust chloe. she's always finding out info about them like how many times they sneeze, and then putting it in the school paper!

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rocksupastarFounder ·

psh, chloe was running a BACKROUND check on clark, pssh i wouldnt trust that hooch as far as i could throw her.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

yeah, and whats up with her cousin being lois lane??

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

yeah. i bet lois lane would not have chicklets for teeth. like chloe does. ick.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

yeah, she has real bad teeth...but lois cant be hotter then lana...she's top shelf

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

still practicing to be a guy again, eh? it's working.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

haha, yeah...i've been practicing for a while...i think its working well...i'm ready to move onto the next step, my teacher

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rocksupastarFounder ·

i dunno, the next step involves some surgery and a different way to cross your legs.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

eek! maybe it's time to give up then...i guess dan's school of maleness can only take a person so far. Uh, the check's in the mail.

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