That is the most frustrating story I've ever read. Next time, ask to see your Doctor's credentials. What a doofus.

did she tell you about the plaques he had on his wall?..that were written in crayon...and how he was wearing jeans and an iron maiden t-shirt?...things like these would get most people wondering ab...

wait! was his name Jeff Lebowski? was he drinking a white russian?

yes!..and instead of lolipops he offers free breast implant surgery!...