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thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

1- Take your buddy out
2- Get him reaaalll drunk
3- Tell him what you think of the girl
4- Get him to somehow pinky swear that he agrees with you. Video tape this part.
5- Sober him up with a cold bucket of ice and send him home.
6- The next day show him the tape. He can no longer marry this girl because he pinky swore that he agreed with you. No one goes back on that.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

pinky swears are like, more contractual than a mortgage.

someone please mark this as informative.

thewalkhome thewalkhomeOG 2003

wont work...i swore id only use my drunken pinky swearing super powers for fighting crime.

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