I just found my 7th grade ('89-'90) poor man's version of a yearbook. Here are some excerpts:
"Party hard!"
"I'm just chillin' like ice cream."
"C Ya round like a donut."
"I'm out of here like last year!"
"I've gotta go like snow in the summer! Ho!"
and all of them start the exact same way:
"What's up? Nothing much here."
i remember some girl said "you're a pretty big pervert, but i've seen bigger" i had no idea what she was talkin' about. i've been VERY tempted to prank some of the phone numbers i got.