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perrin Feb 8, 2004

How about you want fries with that. I've tried it over and over at McDonalds but it hasn't worked yet

modestjesse Feb 8, 2004

Fries is the wrong line. Offer a milkshake. Works every time...

thatdarngirl Feb 8, 2004

I think there are some dirty undertones in that statement of yours.

modestjesse Feb 8, 2004

Um..no, but thanks for putting that thought in my head now.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I don't see how you could not have thought of that, why pick a milkshake then? Actually..don't answer. We're gonna end this here.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

Because I have a clean mind now....atleast I thought. Unless it was my subconscience haunting me.

I picked it cause what girl doesn't like a milkshake?!

*offers to buy all the girls milkshakes*

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

i'll take a vanilla one

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Oh me too..those are my favorite.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

Wow, finally some girls who like vanilla over chocolate. :) Vanilla shakes are sooooo good aren't they? :)

I guess I'll buy Thai one too, he's pretty feminine. :)

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Ew chocolate is gross. Too much chocolate-ness. Vanilla is better then anything.

That would be a very nice gesture.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

strawberry shakes from BK are the bomb...

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

every single time i get a vanilla milk shake from McDonalds it ALWAYS tastes like strawberry! it is SO annoying

perrin perrinOG 2004

I prefer strawberry so that wouldn't bother me. :)

tinser tinserOG 2002

i'm allergic to vanilla milk shakes, so i'll have to go with the chocolate

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

Heh, I'm lactose intollerant, so after I get my vanilla shake stay away!

tinser tinserOG 2002

i'm not lactose intolerant...just can't have vanilla shakes for some reason...i have the weirdest allergies

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 stupid

have u met Dan?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i could teach you, but i'd have to charge.

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