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perrin Feb 8, 2004

How about you want fries with that. I've tried it over and over at McDonalds but it hasn't worked yet

modestjesse Feb 8, 2004

Fries is the wrong line. Offer a milkshake. Works every time...

thatdarngirl Feb 8, 2004

I think there are some dirty undertones in that statement of yours.

perrin perrinOG 2004

If there are I don't see them at all. I apologize if there are I meant the statemnt the way I said it with no undertones. Ask anyone who knows me if there were undertones I totally wouldn't pick up on them.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

*Dany Devito's voice* LIES!

/jk Mike, they're actually picking on my line, but there were no undertones there.

But seriously, next time, skip the fry line, offer the milkshake.

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