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juicymango Feb 10, 2004

One time on the way to Florida I got pulled over, and it was my first time EVER to get pulled over, and I said, "I'm so sorry this is my friends car i didn't realize how fast it goes." DOH! So stup...

juicymango Feb 10, 2004

Also one time a couple years ago, I was living in PA but i had to go back to NJ to straighten out something with stupid gay unemployment and I got pulled over going I think 88 in a 65. And I actual...

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

When I was 18 I had 13 points on my license. I think it was only 13. But I had to go to a drivers ed class so I didn't lose my license. I walk in there and it was like a high school reunion. I knew like 8 people there.

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