One time i was speeding like 123 in a 45 and the cop said " Hey do you know how fast you were going "... and i said " have you ever seen another mans nipple? " ... so i flashed him ... he of cours...
Nice, that's funny!
i'm underappreciated. like sean penn
Wasn't that the dude that married Madonna?
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