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ilikebirds Feb 10, 2004

One time i was speeding like 123 in a 45 and the cop said " Hey do you know how fast you were going "... and i said " have you ever seen another mans nipple? " ... so i flashed him ... he of cours...

modestjesse Feb 10, 2004

Nice, that's funny!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i'm underappreciated. like sean penn

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

Wasn't that the dude that married Madonna?

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