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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

"if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. take my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you." funniest song ever!

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dgiaimoOG 2003

LOL. OMG, my mom gets so pissed off when I or my dad start to sing that song.

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