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malibu malibuOG 2001

12. True friendship is not letting your boy touch anything over 160 when he's drunk.

i want an explanation for this one.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

haha 160 pounds?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i'm thinkin 160 proof but 160 lbs. could probably make more sense....WOWWWWWWWWWWWW

kick her in the shins and then...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

well dan i'll tell you this story this weekend, but yes it is lbs. i speak of....

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

that is definitely one of the best lines i heard all year

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

hah i thought that first, but pounds seemed more appropriate

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

somebody (NOT ME) had a problem with going after anything with a skirt after a drink or so. He was stopped by his friend and related his story to me...

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