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cerbrato cerbratoOG 2002 ·

ITs kind of funny you say that because the other day I blew by a cop doing 130 in my GTI and he didnt do nothing that little girl!

raerae raeraeFounder ·

GTI and 130 mph should never be said in the same sentence. Especially when referring to your rust bucket.

JUST KIDDING!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 ·

ooooh, ur gonna get beat for that one!

cerbrato cerbratoOG 2002 ·

Rachel you hurt me with your stinging words. sniffle

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

ahahaha... too funny. yeah dan, are you sure this wasnt your dream?

cerbrato cerbratoOG 2002 ·

I swear i'm not dreaming i'm telling you it can do 130! It can go up to your vovlo pull down its pants and spank it like a little baby!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i could beat you any day of the week!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

my truck will decimate all. i go 0-60 in like 2 minutes.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

I once had a nissan ferret, it went 0 to 60 in about 1 hour, but only had a top speed of 42. Odd Contraption, I don't know why I bought it.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

lol, 0-61 in an hour, yet a top speed of only 42, lol. maybe you're talking about if you drove it off of a cliff?

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

he does have the black bandit...turbo style!

seit2see seit2seeOG 2002 ·

holy crap dan that was hilarious, im almost crying its so funny, ohhh man oh man

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

My cool saturn could do better!

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

go, pepe, go little toy saturn!

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rocksupastarFounder ·

awwwwww...saturns.... sniffle....

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

hahah awwww mike how is your saturn doing? did you name it?

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rocksupastarFounder ·

yea i named it broken betsey.... her front is all broken... *sniff sniff*

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

awww. i posted that and then i clicked into musings and read about your accident. i'm sure betsey will miss you. we love that your okay mike!

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 ·

I blew off this Audi last night on my way home from the meeting... he wanted to race...

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