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Stupid Jerk

ilikebirds by ilikebirds · Sep 5, 2002 · 274 views · Journal

I woke up wendsday morning like everyday for the past two years. Knowing that have gone ticket free ever since getting my truck. Before those two years I racked up two accidents and about 5 tickets. The Crx Ruined. But then came the cherokee. Slow 4X4 monster. It carried me through 2 years of NO useless Fines. But then came the REDNINJA... three weeks into and my first ticket already. UGH. Insurance will drop me. And thats that. I hate Pigs. I respect them. But I dislike them.

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44 Comments

ekulu #1 ekuluOG 2002

pigs are suvch lovable creature, with their curly tails and cute noses

ekulu #1.1 ekuluOG 2002

wait, do pigs really have curly tails???

delliott101 #2 delliott101OG 2002

You were thinking of Mexican Pizza again.... hmmmmmm?

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#2.1 goldmineOG 2002

hahahahhahahhahaha thats funny that other people are saying that!!!

deanh77 #2.1.1 deanh77Founder

no its not. It's supposed to be an inside joke, you blabbermouth.

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#2.1.1.1 goldmineOG 2002

I didnt blab about it. its funny because they are saying it and have no idea!

ekulu #3 ekuluOG 2002

the man always tryna bring you down

magnum #4 magnumOG 2001

how fast, and why would u stop?

jay79 #4.1 jay79OG 2001

yea for real...if you take off...they're not allowed to chase you :) (not that I'm condoning that kind of behavior)

rocksupastar #4.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

oh please, they will anyways, you ever see Most Dangerous Polic Chases on TV? yea... the cops didnt give up then...

ekulu #4.1.1.1 ekuluOG 2002

there's always police chases here, andsometimes they come by my house, so i run out side and wave atthe helicopters

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

cause I'm so sure they see you

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

if you watch police chases u can people who are on theground waving pretty well. so there!!!!!

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crazygirlOG 2001

one time i was out in service with a sister and she told me if you waved your arms side ways and moved like an airplane, the pilots saw you. meanwhile she wasdoin this out and service. quite histarical...

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

hahaha, I know who it is.....

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

no you dont

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

aaahhh, whadayu know???

magnum #4.1.1.2 magnumOG 2001

thats cause people are only speeding at like 80 maybe 85, trust me you doin 140+ they aint catching up... ok! However u do need a sports car or a bike that can do this otherwise u will end up on those chase videos.

cerbrato #5 cerbratoOG 2002

ITs kind of funny you say that because the other day I blew by a cop doing 130 in my GTI and he didnt do nothing that little girl!

raerae #5.1 raeraeFounder

GTI and 130 mph should never be said in the same sentence. Especially when referring to your rust bucket.

JUST KIDDING!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!

ekulu #5.1.1 ekuluOG 2002

ooooh, ur gonna get beat for that one!

cerbrato #5.1.2 cerbratoOG 2002

Rachel you hurt me with your stinging words. sniffle

thefunkyfresh #5.1.3 thefunkyfreshFounder

ahahaha... too funny. yeah dan, are you sure this wasnt your dream?

cerbrato #5.1.3.1 cerbratoOG 2002

I swear i'm not dreaming i'm telling you it can do 130! It can go up to your vovlo pull down its pants and spank it like a little baby!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i could beat you any day of the week!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

my truck will decimate all. i go 0-60 in like 2 minutes.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

I once had a nissan ferret, it went 0 to 60 in about 1 hour, but only had a top speed of 42. Odd Contraption, I don't know why I bought it.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

lol, 0-61 in an hour, yet a top speed of only 42, lol. maybe you're talking about if you drove it off of a cliff?

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

he does have the black bandit...turbo style!

seit2see seit2seeOG 2002

holy crap dan that was hilarious, im almost crying its so funny, ohhh man oh man

thatdarngirl #5.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

My cool saturn could do better!

malibu #5.2.1 malibuOG 2001

go, pepe, go little toy saturn!

rocksupastar #5.2.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

awwwwww...saturns.... sniffle....

malibu malibuOG 2001

hahah awwww mike how is your saturn doing? did you name it?

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

yea i named it broken betsey.... her front is all broken... *sniff sniff*

malibu malibuOG 2001

awww. i posted that and then i clicked into musings and read about your accident. i'm sure betsey will miss you. we love that your okay mike!

delliott101 #5.3 delliott101OG 2002

I blew off this Audi last night on my way home from the meeting... he wanted to race...

sux2beme #6 sux2bemeOG 2002

boo hoo  

reaf #7 reafOG 2002

Actually the cop will chase you, i dont think its a law anymore that they cant, by going that fast your putting you and other people in danger so they will stop you! But its mostly for people they suspect, and people that are blatanlty running from them, that makes them more mad! Plus i talked to a cop like 4 weeks ago, & asked him about it, & he said no we chase em!!

magnum #7.1 magnumOG 2001

your missing the point, they can chase all they want, but there cars dont do to well at 120+ speeds, id like to see them take a turn and those speeds... bikes and sports cars can, there's well have fun in that ditch :P

reaf #7.1.1 reafOG 2002

So you dont think they have fast cop cars, bikes even, heck they have helicoptors. If they wanna chase you they will.

magnum #7.1.1.1 magnumOG 2001

no, no, and sometimes. First exit you ditch!

flomojopoanode #7.1.1.2 flomojopoanodeFounder

nothings faster than radio, if they get your plate #'s, you're done. Some of those radars have cameras.. (I'm making that last part up)

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

lol, that reminds me of that monty python thing you brought over that one day, where they were doing some crazy ad for the 1000 feet of rope cut up into 1 inch lengths. this ad could be like this: "new and improved radar rodent detecting cameras with a hint of lime! you'll never have to worry about shaving your ankles again!" sorry if that didn't make any sense. actually, i'm really not sorry. i don't care at all.

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