Stupid Jerk
by I woke up wendsday morning like everyday for the past two years. Knowing that have gone ticket free ever since getting my truck. Before those two years I racked up two accidents and about 5 tickets. The Crx Ruined. But then came the cherokee. Slow 4X4 monster. It carried me through 2 years of NO useless Fines. But then came the REDNINJA... three weeks into and my first ticket already. UGH. Insurance will drop me. And thats that. I hate Pigs. I respect them. But I dislike them.
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pigs are suvch lovable creature, with their curly tails and cute noses
wait, do pigs really have curly tails???
You were thinking of Mexican Pizza again.... hmmmmmm?
the man always tryna bring you down
how fast, and why would u stop?
yea for real...if you take off...they're not allowed to chase you :) (not that I'm condoning that kind of behavior)
oh please, they will anyways, you ever see Most Dangerous Polic Chases on TV? yea... the cops didnt give up then...
there's always police chases here, andsometimes they come by my house, so i run out side and wave atthe helicopters
cause I'm so sure they see you
if you watch police chases u can people who are on theground waving pretty well. so there!!!!!
one time i was out in service with a sister and she told me if you waved your arms side ways and moved like an airplane, the pilots saw you. meanwhile she wasdoin this out and service. quite histarical...
hahaha, I know who it is.....
no you dont
aaahhh, whadayu know???
thats cause people are only speeding at like 80 maybe 85, trust me you doin 140+ they aint catching up... ok! However u do need a sports car or a bike that can do this otherwise u will end up on those chase videos.
ITs kind of funny you say that because the other day I blew by a cop doing 130 in my GTI and he didnt do nothing that little girl!
GTI and 130 mph should never be said in the same sentence. Especially when referring to your rust bucket.
JUST KIDDING!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!
ooooh, ur gonna get beat for that one!
Rachel you hurt me with your stinging words. sniffle
ahahaha... too funny. yeah dan, are you sure this wasnt your dream?
I swear i'm not dreaming i'm telling you it can do 130! It can go up to your vovlo pull down its pants and spank it like a little baby!
i could beat you any day of the week!
my truck will decimate all. i go 0-60 in like 2 minutes.
I once had a nissan ferret, it went 0 to 60 in about 1 hour, but only had a top speed of 42. Odd Contraption, I don't know why I bought it.
lol, 0-61 in an hour, yet a top speed of only 42, lol. maybe you're talking about if you drove it off of a cliff?
he does have the black bandit...turbo style!
holy crap dan that was hilarious, im almost crying its so funny, ohhh man oh man
My cool saturn could do better!
go, pepe, go little toy saturn!
awwwwww...saturns.... sniffle....
hahah awwww mike how is your saturn doing? did you name it?
yea i named it broken betsey.... her front is all broken... *sniff sniff*
awww. i posted that and then i clicked into musings and read about your accident. i'm sure betsey will miss you. we love that your okay mike!
I blew off this Audi last night on my way home from the meeting... he wanted to race...
boo hoo
Actually the cop will chase you, i dont think its a law anymore that they cant, by going that fast your putting you and other people in danger so they will stop you! But its mostly for people they suspect, and people that are blatanlty running from them, that makes them more mad! Plus i talked to a cop like 4 weeks ago, & asked him about it, & he said no we chase em!!
your missing the point, they can chase all they want, but there cars dont do to well at 120+ speeds, id like to see them take a turn and those speeds... bikes and sports cars can, there's well have fun in that ditch :P
So you dont think they have fast cop cars, bikes even, heck they have helicoptors. If they wanna chase you they will.
no, no, and sometimes. First exit you ditch!
nothings faster than radio, if they get your plate #'s, you're done. Some of those radars have cameras.. (I'm making that last part up)
lol, that reminds me of that monty python thing you brought over that one day, where they were doing some crazy ad for the 1000 feet of rope cut up into 1 inch lengths. this ad could be like this: "new and improved radar rodent detecting cameras with a hint of lime! you'll never have to worry about shaving your ankles again!" sorry if that didn't make any sense. actually, i'm really not sorry. i don't care at all.