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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

imagine if the gaza strip was between the new york city and new jersey. there would be some crazy fight action going on .. . point is.. we need to appreciate our lives the way they are.. because if we dont.. who will

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

imagine if a gentlemen's club entitled "The Gaza Strip....Club" opened up in NY...this strip club would cater to arabs, which would mean the most the strippers would take off, would be like a sock, and so we shouldn't get in trouble any elders or antying.....all the taxi drivers would frequent this joint after work...hmm..i think i'm on to something here...anybody wanna be my business partner?..i need some help in raisng capitol..

tinser tinserOG 2002

oh, can i be a dancer? I've been taking my socks off for years...i'm really good at it.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

haha...you will be the ONLY dancer....(most arab men don't like surprises, they feel cozier if they know what to expect)

hahaha, i can see it now, buncha bearded dudes in turbins, shoving dollar bills in your socks

tinser tinserOG 2002

hahaha, they better pay well too!

actually, this may work out well....for some reason, arab men really like me. I've gotten picked up by more arab men then....i dont know how to finish this, hah

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

middle eastern men hit on you more often then others?..is this a factual statistic or are we just messin around

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, no...that's real. When i was in paris, some middle eastern guys started playing with my hair. In high school, this middle eastern guy kept stalking me and trying to buy me things. This other middle eastern guy gave me free gas everytime i went to his station...hmm, there were more too....

i think it's because my skin is pale, they aren't used to it maybe. Or, they seem to like my hair.

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