Well off the bat my name is Michael so I got to deal with all those mike jokes. Like michael michael motorcyle turn the key and....you know. Anyway I got a lot of those. On top of that in school...

how does the rest of your name rhyme go?

Yeah i wanna know too....

Oh come on are you serious?

i don't know the rest of that either. my mom always used to say the first part to mikie. but i don't remember or never knew the other part of it...

You guys must be kidding. I thought everyone knew this. Is the only reason I know the rest because my brother was named Michael?

then why don't one of you fill us in? is the rest of it bad or something?

well, it does involve urination. so. umm. yes.

hahaha ok, sorry to be here

Bah! Why did I even mention it. :-P I can't believe people really didn't know this that's just crazy.