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ophelia Mar 1, 2004

don't get 3 alarm clocks when you get out of college, just get 3 husbands...train them to wake you up @ a certain time, and, i mean, one of them is bound to come through each morning...i think this...

tinser Mar 1, 2004

hmm, i don't know if i'd be able to find a bed big enough

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

give them each their own bed like the 3 bears

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rocksupastarFounder ·

BAH thats no fun! make it BUNK beds!

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

can they make triple bunk beds?

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rocksupastarFounder ·

only in mexico

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

haha....oh well, bryan said i get 3 husbands...so we only need a regular bunk bed after all, so one can sleep in my bed.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

woah..the other husbands would be feelin mighty jealous...having to sleep all by themselves while, meanwhile, below him courtney and husband #2 are all cudlin' & stuff..i feel sorry for the guys...i guess this situation would call for an alternating schedule...one night, #1 sleeps on the top bunk, the next #2, and so on...

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

would they have real names? or shall we just always call them #1, #2, and #3

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

well since they're no so much "husbands" as they are "stuffed animals" i wouldn't worry about the names per se

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

oh yeah, definitely...they all take turns...maybe i'll have a point system.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

chances are, there's a way around that...

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

what does that mean?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

haha..they're all gonna be competing for your attention...trying to impress you & stufff...

Husband #1: "Hey honey, i can bench press 400lbs!..look!..no hands!!"

Husband #2: "Hey sweet cheeks, look, i just washed ALL the dishes!!!..And I alphabetized your magazines!"

Husband#3: "Hey darlin, look, I brought home some chick flicks from blockbuster!!..and i'm ready to cry w/you on the couch, and get intouch w/my innermost emotions!!"

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

you know there are men out there that are all 3 of those. i mean we call them gay, but they exist...

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

oh boy....all three of these husbands have problems. Number 1 is an exagerator, and clearly too concerned with the physical. Number 2, well i love that he did the dishes, but he seems anal retentive in alphabizting magazines, and husband number 3...you better inform him, that i dont even like chick flicks, so he better find somebody else to watch them with.

i think i need a three-way divorce from these guys

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 · tinser

haha...3 times the child support!..woo hoo!..bahamas vacation!

tinser tinserOG 2002 · ophelia

uh, negative on that...i think they'd probably have a rule that whosever kid it was, only they'd have to pay. no kids though. just lots of husbands

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

which is why she must marry 3 mexican husbands...and demand that one of them ride into your bedroom every morning on a donkey to serve you coffee in bed

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