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malibu Mar 9, 2004

tons and tons of tuna fish. if you eat this straight, you are guaranteed to drop tons of weight. or just tons of chicken and meat in small portions. with a small salad every day. works perfectly.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

wait so u mean like straight outta the can? does that taste good?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

you would not like it. remember when i tried to make us tuna with vinegar so we wouldn't be so fat....that was gross.

malibu malibuOG 2001

it doesn't taste good at all but it is the fastest way to losing weight. just put mayo or whatever you normally do in it and then it'll be all right.

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