I eat fortune cookies and I look at the fortune...and if it's a good fortune I'm happy! *weeps bitterly*
i read them too, and add the "special ending" to them in my mind
I just add "for me to poop on."
I've always added "in the bed"
That one too, but only if the delivery person is extra sesssy.
i will feast on your brains
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