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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

dude best way to lose weight fast ... listen up.

go party. dance. burn calories.
stop partying , get to bed at like 4-5am.
wake up at around 1pm
BAM you missed breakfast... and lunch.
now just grab a lite sandwich.
then eat dinner at like 7.
party again. dance. burn calories.

do every weekend for 1 month. guaratee'd 15 lb loss.

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