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sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

dave's so lame, he spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i think the last time i heard that one, i fell off my dinosaur

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

i have no response to that

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

Thank Jehovah for that!

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

see now THAT actually made me chuckle! ;)

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

That was one of the funniest things I have ever read!

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

Hi my name is Brian and my favorite color is clear!

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

hi my name is dave and i give talks in other halls...which no one comes to see

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

(actually, a brother from my hall came with me, but there was a whole local audience there!) Hi my name is Brian and I wish David would give a talk in MY Hall...

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

(actually, our Talk Coordinator is married to my mom...so i could pull some strings: how much of a trip would it be for you to get to the Metuchen KH?) hi my name is dave and i fear no one reads my musings: 35555, 35603 (if the links don't work...see the SysOP...)

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

Give me the KH address and I'll pull up the driving directions... can't be any further than some of the KH's in our circuit...

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

236 central ave

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

Expedia shows it's an hour away from my place... I had to travel about that to Effort PA on Sunday...

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

that must have required some: 1 : conscious exertion of power : hard work

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 sux2beme

Heh... I was looking for a spot to use my standard Effort PA joke, but couldn't... when I have announcements and we annonce a brother from that Hall, I say "Let's make the effort to hear this talk" or "Thank you brother for making the effort to come here"

and i bet the friends in the all are DEElighted that you do that.

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

That's okay if no one reads them... it's quite theraputic actually... BTW.. Hi my name is Brian and I want to give a talk in David's congregation so I can show off my vast knowledge of all things theocratic

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