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thatdarngirl Sep 26, 2002

Hi my name is Julie and I think I'm Rivers Cuomo! (for those of you who don't get that..check out Julie's glasses)

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

Hi my name is Lynz and i dress in fad clothing. (hahha. make fun of my clark kent sister's glases will ya?)

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

(FAD CLOTHES!?!?) Hi my name is Julie and I let boys run knives through the hair on my legs!

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

hahhahhaha. oh so harsh! haha. Hi my name is Lynz and i don't know where in my pants my breath mints are.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Hi my name is Julie and I growl at people like a dog.

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

Hi my name is Lynz and not only do not type correctly, i can't complete a thought.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Hi my name is Julie and now my previous comment doesn't make any sense!

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

Hi my name is Lynz and i am a cheater!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Hi my name is Julie and I have too much hair!

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

Hi my name is Lynz and i tell people i'm an asian with no arms.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

(whoa..did I tell him I was asian?) Hi my name is Julie and I have a camera attatched to my hand 24/7.

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

(ha! i am the asian one. are japenes asians?) Hi my name is Lynz and i like to steal Julie's pictures.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

(yes japanese people are asian) Hi my name is Julie and I like to steal all of Lynz's pictures from camping yet give mine all to Heather instead of to Lynz in return!!

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

(she saw em first. no reserves.) Hi my name is Lynz and i'm claustrophobic.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

Hi my name is Julie and I have ying yang stickers on my car..I'm such a pagan that I disgust myself.

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

(i took those off fyi) Hi my name is Lynz and i like to peal out of parking lots.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

(hey, that night at the diner in the rain was hot!) Hi my name is Julie and I like to scratch my eyes!!

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

(what?!?!?! i do not!) Hi my name is Lynz and i can't finish a small Ritas.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

(Liar! I can finish a medium now!!!) Hi my name is Julie and I lie about not liking Get Your Freak On by Miss Elliot, I really love that song.

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

(ewww!) Hi my name is Lynz and i really love the John Mayer song "i wanna rock through the halls of my high school, i wanna scream at the top of my lungs, i just found out there's no such thing as the real world. so i have got to rise above."

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

(ah that obscene song is buring my ears!) Hi my name is Julie and I like to drop chocolate ice cream all over and down my white tank top just so skeevy guys working the rides at Sea Side have a reason to stare at my chest!

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

(hhhahahhahaha. i am a slob what can i say? didn't mean for THAT to happen, but thanks for the memory)

malibu malibuOG 2001 · malibu

Hi my name is Lynz and i like to ride the haunted house rides in seaside heights with demons in them.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

Hi my name is Julie and I'm anti-social, I won't even go to the pool with my friends and Danny Rod

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and i am friends with socially constepated people.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

Hi my name is Julie and I carry a toothbrush wherever I go.

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and i dont brush my teeth.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

(liar..i do too!) Hi my name is Julie and I'm scared of aliens.

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

(you are too!!) Hi my name is Lynz and i am in the Weezer cult.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

Hi my name is Julie and I pretend that I don't like Weezer even though I sing Keep Fishin' all the time!

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and i dance like i am having a seizure.

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 · malibu

LOL HA HA HA HAH AHHHHAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY. Time to start a new thread!!!

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fatbarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

hi my name is julie and i am wee-todd-did

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · fatbarngirl

fatbarngirl..that's without a doubt the best name on ezabel.

malibu malibuOG 2001 · fatbarngirl

hi my name is fatbarngirl and i can't spell things correctly.

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fatbarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

hi my name is julie and i dont understand jokes about myself being retarded, probably because im retarded

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fatbarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

hi my name is julie and im just plain constipated. (anyone got some Beano?)

malibu malibuOG 2001 · fatbarngirl

hi my name is fatbarngirl and i can't control my bladder. oops.

malibu malibuOG 2001 · malibu

(ahhahhaha. i am a messy slob, what can i say? but i can say that i put on a sweater over it thank you very much. and i didn't mean for that to happen, but thanks for the memory.

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rocksupastarFounder · malibu

hmmm... 2 words, shut up...

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 · thatdarngirl

:-O Do your parents know about this??? :-o

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002 · delliott101

what? that she's a big flirt?

malibu malibuOG 2001 · sux2beme

actually it has been proven to me by others that i am a big flirt. i don't realize when i'm doing it though, so i can't be blamed. i'm the same way with everyone. besides when the guy looked at the ice cream on my shirt, i went up and asked them what was wrong. but my mommy was there. she couldn't control my clumsiness.

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 · thatdarngirl

She gives the Elliott clan a bad name... that "song" is a waste of good.. well... whatever they make CDs out of...

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