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iwz Mar 15, 2004

i do, yes, and yes! eZabel runs on Linux using MySQL. What questions do you have?

iwz Mar 15, 2004

haha, good one. but, no. it's slow because it's programmed in ColdFusion which doesn't lend itself to very efficient code. a lot of stuff is super-slow running code that happens many many times ...

yay yayOG 2004

excuses excuses. see you need a fast computer. 4 billion hertz and sixty thousand island hard drive, mount that to your swap space and kill -9, oh man so fast

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