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ophelia opheliaOG 2003

BOTTOM LINE, EVERYTHING WE EAT, ON AVERAGE, IS BAD FOR US!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

...the end result, everything having been considered is...

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

haha, exaclty....case closed....90%of our generation's food intake is saturated w/preservatives, red#3(not to mention yellow #7), MSG, and all kinds of other HORRIBLE substances that are de-healthing all of us as we speak

tinser tinserOG 2002

even the fruit! All those stupid pesticides

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I'm kind of allergic to MSG.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

me too! i get so sick

perrin perrinOG 2004

My dad kind of is too. When ever he has msg he starts sneezing and can't stop. It's really wierd.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

so you can't eat...DORRRIIITOOSS??

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

doritoes have MSG in them? i thought that was chinese food?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yeah...chinese food...and..dorritos..lol

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

are u lieing to me? i'm very gulible... thats not very nice...

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

go get a bag of dorritos...

if you see Mono Sodium Glutamate in the ingredients...then...there ya have it

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ophelia

hm.. u are correct my dear bryan

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ophelia

whoa, i have been educated...bryan go mark yourself as informative. you deserve it.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 toxicgirl

self tagging isn't viewed as, narcissistic?

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ophelia

haha then frest u do it!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 yodasucka

haha, thanks frest!..i'll return the favor...whenever you say something intelligent i shall do the same for you

guess ill never see informative by my posts...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ophelia

how many narcassits does it take to screw in a light bulb??

ONE..just to hold it...and the rest of the world revolves around her...

haha i like that!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 skaorsk8

hey!!

hahaha as soon as i posted that joke and put "her" at the end, i thought "forreste is going to take this the wrong way" and then suprise, you did, but i wasn't being mean, just repeating a new joke i heard.

i'm in this networking group every thursday morning at 7 AM at the coach diner in hackensack, i hate it, today i was like half an hour late b/c i overslept and then there was snow and ridiculous traffic, but, anyway, there's a drawing eevry week for a small gift and this week i finally won! i've been going forever and i never win! and i won two joke tapes. and i was like "waht's a tape?" but then i remembered i had a tape player in my new(er) car, so i popped it in, and that joke was on there. it's a pretty funny tape. it even has some "Your momma is so fat/ugly/etc" jokes

my favorite is "your momma is so fat, when her pager goes off, people run away, b/c they think she's backing up!"

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 forrestina

why is this marked as informative??

who cares!

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 skaorsk8

i found it highly informative

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 yodasucka

you two are just ridiculous. IWZ! look at what foreste and melody are doing!

now dan there's no need to whine. bryan found something deep within my post and thought that i deserved to wear blue!

i'm not doing anything! i'm not even a mod! TATTLETALE!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ophelia

wow thanks for the lesson! i had no idea.....no wonder i would wanna hurl after eating a few pieces of the chips....i thought it was the fake cheese

perrin perrinOG 2004

All doritoes or just certain kinds?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yeah..two of my most favoritist foods. For a long time we had to go to chinese food places that specifically did not use MSG. But I've started to grow out of most of my food allergies so I'm okay most of the time. If not..I just get a bit nasally. Hah..no I just get a bad headache.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

MSG is yeast-more specifically 'autolyzed yeast'. so watch for anything w/ that too.

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 beachbum

and wat would autolyzed yeast be?

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 omegatweeter

it's a way they process yeast so that it makes a salty flavor. they use it to flavor food.

perrin perrinOG 2004 beachbum

Who would have thought when we were growing up you would become an expert on yeast. lol

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 perrin

that was SO funny, you totally make me laugh

perrin perrinOG 2004 socalgal

Yeah well Janine is our resident yeast expert you have a question about yeast you go to janine.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 perrin

thank heaven for leaven

perrin perrinOG 2004 toxicgirl

hahahaha. Nice one! lol.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 perrin

well SOMEONE has to be an expert on it...

perrin perrinOG 2004 beachbum

True but who would have ever thought it would be you. lol

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

that "bit nasally" joke needs to die.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 skaorsk8

HAHAHHA! i totally forgot about that! ahh, good times.

yay yayOG 2004

right, so at this point it's not 'what is bad for us?' the question would be 'what is better for us?'

A scientist I once worked with loved fighting with me on this issue stating it was bad for me to eat a daily salad because of the pesticides and chemicals used. I responded that everything was unhealthy for us just about, heh then told him my salad is healthier than that plate of french fries and pizza he was eating.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

pesticides can also be washed off. grease on french fries and pizza - can't really be rinsed.

yay yayOG 2004

well i never washed the inside of a banana before :) produce does absorb somewhat...

but you can buy organic vegetables and fruit (reminds me of the awake about farming talked about this) that is supposedly chem free

perrin perrinOG 2004

Not entirely just anything that has been touched by man or is anywhere near man.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

well, yeah, exactly..&...everybody born within the last 25 years is more affected by artificial foods than any other generation - fast food - caffine FILLED drinks - junk food - all a major part of all of our diets...

perrin perrinOG 2004

Yeah that's for sure.

tinser tinserOG 2002

those caffeine drinks are reeeeeally bad for you....like red bull

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

really?..just how bad..like...gona get cancer in 5 years bad..or...gona start losing your hair next month bad....all'a your teth are gonna fall out bad

perrin perrinOG 2004

Actually I think its more like ashey teeth bad. lol

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

err!!!...i propose to put an end to this ashey tooth epidemic that modern beverage is causing!..I present to you - Moisteeth, a revolutionary product that will have your teeth feeling hydrated & fresh...

perrin perrinOG 2004

How can we get a hold of this amazing product?

tinser tinserOG 2002

no, its bad for your heart. And, it causes addiction...caffeine is a drug people

tinser tinserOG 2002

they dehydrate you...and are bad for your kidneys too

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

hmmm...that's funny, i was drinking it for like a year, & just stopped one day..not ONE withdrawel symptom...i don't even miss it

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

yea bry, need i remind you of the Crayz Larys incident? when bunkys socks turned blue and he couldn't stand up? haha

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yeah, lary wasn't kidding when he said he was crazy

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