hmmm nicknames . . . let's see. There's:
Milt - the obvious shortened form of my name (Milton).
5-0 calls me "Built Milt" on occasion - I'm not sure why
Uncle Milty - some girls were being silly one day and started calling me this. It was a bad call on their part.
Milk - evidently, some people think this sounds like "Milt", but I disagree
Peanut Butter - this one was related to an ex. Her nickname was "Jelly". Figure that one out.
Junior - actually, no one calls me this, though I am indeed a Jr. Go figure.
Squishy, Milty-squish - this one also is related to an ex (a different one). This one I always liked, at least when she called me it. Her nickname was also "Squishy".
Urkel - we all know who Steve Urkel is, and I look nothing like him. Though I did used to wear some ugly large-framed glasses . . . but let's leave it at that.
Champ - A few people used to call me this growing up. I'm not sure where it came from, but nobody calls me this anymore.
Little Milt - yes, I am a smaller version of my father evidently - this one has become Milton Jr now that I've gotten older, except for the relatives that have always called me little milt
George - people think its funny to call me George because my last name is Washington. oh wait, but its not
Milton Bradley - someone actually met me last Sunday and called me this. Originality points: -15. This has has also been accompanied by "made any new board games lately? haha". How pitiful.
don't be so modest, strong-man
aren't you forgetting a very important one? walkngplaygrnd?
self imposed
but oh so true . . . i've also added "the anti-stress" to the list of my self-imposed nicknames . . . though . . . the whole playground motif was somewhat inspired by those sisters from TR you know so well, so i'd say its only partially self-imposed
i remember the time peroid it was coined