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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

why complain about 16...makes no sense... you're 16... young , vibrant. world in your palms. wait until you're 80 and you just ate some corn and had a whole lot of prune juice. Then complain to me when you're laying face down and you have some grown man changing your adult diaper.

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002 ·

marking calendar... March 27... 2050...call up thai on my holographic vid phone... spit corn in his eye and pour prune juice down his bony backside...

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002 ·

oh wait... update calendar... didn't thai crack up his bike in that fatal fall accident in 2002?

reaf reafOG 2002 ·

HA HA

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