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brothermanOG 2004

In the words of Peter Gibbons (Office Space)

"I would do nothing."

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

"i would sit on my butt...all day long."

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

LOL me too. i would sleep for a living!
actually, i'd be a meteorologist.

perrin perrinOG 2004

That's to funny. It's one of the only jobs you can be completely wrong and still don't get fired or get in trouble it's crazy how bad these guys can be and still have a job.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

In defense of meteorologists, it isn't easy to predict weather. Basically, they are giving an educated guess, a ballpark weather report.

However, weather forcasters aren't really respected by most meteorologists who are really studying weather patterns. It's a joke job.

perrin perrinOG 2004

Yeah I know it's a tough job and not an exact science but they sure act like it is though. I mean it's unbelieveable how innaccurate they can be at times.

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

no no not a weather person. i think i meant an astronomist. One who studys stars and galexys and stuff like that. Even tho I do enjoy weather prediction.

perrin perrinOG 2004

oh ok. there's a bit of a difference there. lol.

violetboregaurd violetboregaurdOG 2003

"You've got upper management written all over you," the Two Bobs.

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brothermanOG 2004

You forgot the cover letter for your TPS report, um yeah. You see we're putting these knew cover letters on all TPS reports now. Um yeah. Did you get the memo? Um yeah.

Lumberg

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

we're gonna...uhm...be moving you.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i'll make sure you get another copy of that memo, okay?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

has anyone seen my red stapler......

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

someone...stole...my stapler...

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